Girlie Men Lover

I intend to post sporadically and as the mood strikes me.

Once upon a time in Cal-ee-for-nee-ya, there was a very important man who made very important decisions for his people. He was very brave and was elected to lead his people because of his experience with firearms, swords, and touching boobies. Because he has been a greek mythological character, a famous barbarian, a policeman (not a princess), and a superhero with the power of ice, he has been able to put his experience to the test when governing his state regarding the safety of his constitutents. When he first became part robot in 1984, he knew he was destined for greatness. The use of his x-ray vision and laser eyes would later come in handy when defeating terrorists in the jungle. Through his travels in marrying the niece of a Kennedy and becoming the first man to carry a child, he learned the importance of flexibility. That is why I would like to nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger for Most Practical Use of a Movie Star.