I'm Flipping You Off Inside My Mitten... As Hard As I Can

Here's to a week of terrible Metro riders and Metro-related experiences:

• Friday (sometime after work) lights in Metro Center completely out. Neat.
• Saturday (6:00pm) Dumb ass bitches get on escalator. Stand to left.
• Saturday (6:25pm) Lead dumb ass bitch, approximate age 15, snatches cell phone out of my hand. Doesn't run away.
• Saturday (6:33pm) Lead dumb ass bitch chucks cell phone onto Orange line tracks. Doesn't run away.
• Saturday (6:34pm) Lead dumb ass bitch resists arrest. 2 knives found on person. What a dumb ass bitch.
• Sunday (first thing in the morning) I am never riding that damn train again! ...until work.
• Monday (8:35am) Douchebags board escalator. Stand to left.
• Monday (9:01am) More douchebags crowd all exits to trains. Riders forced to push each other.
  
• Tuesday (8:20am) More douchebags board escalator. Stand to left.
• Tuesday (8:35am) Buttmunches proceed to load already sardined train car. Defy physics.
• Tuesday (8:41am) Red line train towards Shady Grove ends commute-long habit of lurching violently at each stop.
• Tuesday (8:41am) Dumb fucks completely block doors causing passengers exiting at Metro Center to take FOREVER to get off at the stop.
  
• Tuesday (8:41am) "Doors closing" prior to complete unload of red line train. Some forced to say "Are you kidding me?!?!" loudly to closing doors.

Cheers to you, Washington D.C. You have a lot to be proud of...