You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

A list of Holiday Things To Look Forward To
(or Something to Do While I Wait for the Weather to Stop So I Can Leave)

• An end in sight to the Old Navy commericals to the tune of "Deck the Halls"
• Black snow (a phenomenon many Ohio people understand)
  
• 24 Hours of TBS on Christmas Day
• Cookies
• Sales!
• Dogs eating snow
• Build your own igloo in the back yard
• Those metallic "ice cicles" from the tree all over the damn house
• Pine needles all over the damn house
• Egg nog, and by that I mean egg nog is gross, bring out the wine
• Ham, hashbrown casserole, and deli trays
• Opening presents, who cares what's in them, just open it!!
• The debate on Lou Dobbs Tonight last night about whether or not it is fair to require employees of department stores to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
• Not going to work

There could be more, and maybe I'll add it as I think of it. For now, I'm sitting around waiting for the weather to go away. If you don't hear from me for a while- again, assume I'm trapped under something heavy, OR, the more likely, assume I'm either in Dayton, Cincinnatti, or Denver.