From the News Desk

It is 11:00pm, Yasser Arafat has died.
Ashcroft has resigned.
So has my supervisor.
There have been several sightings in the tri-state area of unidentified flying objects circling several local farms. One Wayne County man described the sight, "Sows. USDA grade, I'd reckon."
Also there are some 'pretty good temperature fluctuations' here in Northeast Ohio.