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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Strangers In the Night (And By Night We Mean 3:28pm EST)

Dear 805-559-4521,

Could you please leave a message next time? At the very least, can you wait until I answer and then hang up the phone? What are you doing there in Newbury Park, CA (71st best place to live in '05) that requires my attention and how did you get this number? If I call you back, is it going to be something scary, dirty, or otherwise fraudulent? How come you only called once? If I was the wrong number, what is your connection to a southern central Ohio phone number?

Heck, it doesn't even matter. This is the most action my phone as seen in weeks. Wanna go out?

Call me again soon, you have my number.
Love,

Megan

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