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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Girlie Men Lover

I intend to post sporadically and as the mood strikes me.

Once upon a time in Cal-ee-for-nee-ya, there was a very important man who made very important decisions for his people. He was very brave and was elected to lead his people because of his experience with firearms, swords, and touching boobies. Because he has been a greek mythological character, a famous barbarian, a policeman (not a princess), and a superhero with the power of ice, he has been able to put his experience to the test when governing his state regarding the safety of his constitutents. When he first became part robot in 1984, he knew he was destined for greatness. The use of his x-ray vision and laser eyes would later come in handy when defeating terrorists in the jungle. Through his travels in marrying the niece of a Kennedy and becoming the first man to carry a child, he learned the importance of flexibility. That is why I would like to nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger for Most Practical Use of a Movie Star.


The man. In action. Not girlie. Posted by Hello

El Dia De Los Muertos

Happy Halloween, and welcome to the countdown. There are approximately two days until all hell begins to break loose. Popular vote versus electoral college and extremists running rampant through the cities speaking out against both candidates, all coming very soon.
Since it is the season of scary, I've decided that it is once again List Time. Enjoy the content:

Things That Scare Me: A Partial List
  1. Roller coasters- I have't met a decent one yet.
  2. The Supreme Court. To be specific, Rhenquist, Scalia, and Thomas. O'Connor makes me uncomfortable. I haven't met a decent justice yet.
  3. Constitutional Amendments. Even number 19 and the fact that it's nineteenth on the list of things we need to clarify. Shouldn't that be somewhere nearer to, say second? (We don't need that arms thing anyway.)
  4. Wolves. Apparently they are giving us more trouble than even the terrorists. Just ask that commercial paid for by the Republican National Committee.
  5. The phrase, "and I endorse this message."
Good luck to all who are handing out candy during this election season.